...At heart I'm just a hungry bottom with an interest for nasty deeds. In-person I'm generally more shy, socially awkward and/or a bit stand off-ish..... blah blah blah...

...in my head I'm just trying to Get Plowed!!
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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show